The 'Liberal's Elevator Pitch'

It seems the American Prospect is holding a contest to see how liberals can define themselves in a way that is a) understood by the average man, and b) doesn't include the words "Bush is Hitler".

I'm curious to see what they come up with, and more curious to see how real it is. After all, if it truly defines what us right-of-center Americans think is liberalism, then we should disagree with it. Right?

Hat tip: Moderate Liberal.